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Fatima on Friday, 30 May 2008
Hey Tim Tims, must all the shows at the Edinburgh Fringe be so late? Could you possible squeeze in an earlier show for your younger fans? xx
Tom Pendragon on Friday, 30 May 2008
Hey Tim, do you ever come to Manchester? I looked at the dates but i couldn't see any. Come down, you look like my friend =p.
Lisa on Friday, 30 May 2008
Hey Tim, I'm from a tiny little town in Australia...you probably haven't heard of it...it's called Adelaide. Anyway, I was - how shall we put it? - rather frustrated when you didn't do the fringe this year but I managed to keep my hopes up because I was going to go to London in April. Hey, I thought, Tim lives in London. I'll bet I can see him when I am there, maybe bake him some awesome cookies. But unfortunately you happened to be far away in the USA. I mean, how unlucky can a person be??? So, this is just me wondering if you will ever play in Adelaide? I know there's not much incentive to come here but just think, if you do, you'll get some awesome triple choc-chip cookies!
Daniel on Friday, 30 May 2008
Tim's little toe, No, but seriously, you're awesome, if you're ever in Toronto while Tim's off touring and need somewhere to stay, feel free to pop by--it's not much but I've got a spare matchbox for you to sleep in, With the utmost admiration for all you do, mate, Daniel.
Daniel on Thursday, 29 May 2008
Tim, I'd like to preface this message with a sentence using words like "inundate" and "insidious" and "hunchbacked leper" before I dissolve into giddy, unintelligible fawning. That was it, thanks. Anyhoo, I just wanted to let you know that listening to the short youtube clips of your work has given me this terrible compulsion to contact you and inform you that you have more talent in your little toe than most people could ever conceive of (along with a rather nasty rash, but that's probably unrelated). Moving right along, myself and a friend were thinking of heading up to London next summer (to steal Stephen Fry, naturally), and were wondering if we could you up on your offer to stop by and bring you some cookies (myself, I make a mean brownie/cookie concoction, but whatever's your pleasure). Cheers, Daniel. P.S. This is what the alphabet would look like if Q and R were taken out. P.P.S. Please join the relief effort to bring comedy to Canada, we appreciate your donations to the Montreal comedy festival, but we know with a full-fledged tour of the country you could really, you know, make a difference--especially after Stephen Harper was elected prime minister--please, think of the poor, poor, humourless children. P.P.P.S. If you happen to know where we could get in touch with Mr. Fry, that would be very cool (his agent stopped talking with us ever since we made our intentions for purloining him apparent). P.P.P.P.S. Four "post"s, new high score!
Emma on Tuesday, 27 May 2008
See Now I Feel Guilty For Not Having Cookies...Oh Well, Maybe Next Time. I've Been Sat Here For The Last Hour Just Listning To Your Songs...Not In A Stalkerish Way Just Admiring Your Talent. So Yea This Isn't Gramatically Correct But I Like My Capital Letters. Hopeing To Come And See You Perform In October...I Shall Remeber Cookies.
Hana on Sunday, 25 May 2008
I love your stuff, i think its amazing and absolutely hilarious, have seen you twice and can't wait till you come to cardiff in october!!!will be awesome!!!
TeeJay on Sunday, 25 May 2008
Saw you @ Bloomsbury-brought the kids, TV people a chatty pain-but you were fun! The old man liked the sexy Jesus bit?! Keep doing it Tim X
lorna on Saturday, 24 May 2008
hey tim. when i come to see you in october il be bringin my friends....and i may even bring you a little present.... cya then xxx
James on Friday, 23 May 2008
Kate is right you know, whilst I'm glad your becoming famous, it seems it's rather difficult to see you, give that were in Australia. How about this, if you come here, I will give you cookies. I will even make sure they're at that fresh, warm stage. I hope you like choc-chip.
Kate on Friday, 23 May 2008
No not Ireland come to Australia, arn't the English getting sick of you yet, come back home and while you're at it go on Spicks and Specks again Woo
Tim's Hair Twin on Thursday, 22 May 2008
Tim - whilst the Girly Giggle Machine of High Wycombe is rejoicing that you are returning to our humble town, we are all most disappointed because we'll all be away at University when you grace The People's Republic of Wycombe with your Awesomeness. We shall all, however, endeavour to giggle at another show somewhere else in the country. The Girly Giggle Machine.
Chandni on Wednesday, 21 May 2008
hahaha - I bet you're tired of seeing me all over the place =P
Andy! on Wednesday, 21 May 2008
Great show last night Tim at the bloomsbury! Can't wait to see the DVD. One thing though why do you swear when you can play piano?! Already ordered my tickets to see you there in October!
Nikki on Tuesday, 20 May 2008
lovely lovely Tim! saw u at the bloomsbury last night! you were freeking amazing! im still singing the songs!! haha!! i waited and waited for angry (feet) and i have to say it was awesome, even with the little mistake between!! cant wait for the dvd to come out! u should defo come to maidstone!!! or Chatham!!!! pwease!!!! :D love love xx
Ben on Tuesday, 20 May 2008
I feel obliged to follow suit and concure that last night at the Bloomsbury freaking rocked. You were brilliant! And thank you so much for playing "Not Perfect" at the end. That pretty much made the show the best thing I've seen and heard out of all of the the things I've seen and heard.. Congratulations on being so great.
Lynda on Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Just got back from the DVD Recording at the Bloomsbury Theatre (19th May 2008) and you were amazing! I can't wait until the DVD comes out.
Sonja on Monday, 19 May 2008
WooHoo! I get to see you tomorrow night! I’m a Melbournian just moved to The Netherlands, far far away from home, but closer to you Tim! See you on the 20th J Mum’s posted my original copy of So Live so I might have the chance of getting it signed. I thought you might not appreciate signing the burnt copy I brought with me. Good luck with the show.
Tara Elarte on Monday, 19 May 2008
So excited to be coming to see you at the Bloomsbury tonight and introducing your comic genius to a few of my friends - all of whom have been made to watch your dvd and also declared you to be a legend (got my friend to bring it over from Australia when she came to visit). I even listened to your music while I was in labour last month - got some laughs in the delivery room I can tell you. Your show is my boyfriend and my first major night out together since our daughter was born (not including a couple of brief much-needed drinks snatched last Saturday night) and is in celebration of my bday, so you can imagine how overexcited I am. Yours with much anticipation. Have a great show!
liam mc on Thursday, 15 May 2008
tim was lucky enough to move in next door to me and mine few years back. He can hold hand stands for ages. Saw him live on stage with bill bailey, and he blew the great man off stage. Seriously with one breath through a massive straw. He's got a proper smart fridge freezer and loves to swing pianos through windows while raising his voice at the end of sentences.. He's such a top bloke, Talented but down to earth, figdety but doesn't believe in child birth and is blessedwith a beautiful family, smart shoes weird eyes and a good friend. God i'd be jealous if i wasn't welsh.
Darren on Thursday, 15 May 2008
Very disappointed we didn't see you at the Adelaide fringe this year! Hoping you get there in 09. Loved your last show!
Ian on Wednesday, 14 May 2008
I've just watched So Live. You are a comedy genius. No, just make that genius with a comedic twist. Are you doing the Edinburgh Festival this year?
Mr. Henry Cosser on Wednesday, 14 May 2008
I've downloaded much music here. Thanks so much to you!
Matt on Wednesday, 14 May 2008
Joining the choirs of people calling on you to return to Australia, in particular Melbourne. Please please please do so soon.
yut on Wednesday, 14 May 2008
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lou on Monday, 12 May 2008
Saw you in Brighton on the 9th of May- you were so good, very funny, hope to catch another show soon :)
Angie on Monday, 12 May 2008
hello. i was just thinking.. if you ever have some free time (doubt it), you should come play a gig in Tassie, Australia. We are very nice people, with a decent sense of humour, so no awkward silences in the audience from us :)
Dana on Monday, 12 May 2008
Just wanted to pop in and remind you that you're brilliant, incase that isn't made abundantly clear to you on a daily basis. Kudos, keep it up and all that sort of thing. I hope to see you live in the not terribly distant future. And if you're ever in need of cookies, I make some pretty delicious ones if I do say so.
Melissa on Sunday, 11 May 2008
Tim: You are a great musician and hilarious comedian! I love you Australians, with your blond hair and blue eyes and high foreheads and "screw-it" senses of humor and way-better-than-British accents. And, I would bring you cookies... but I do not have access to the means to travel from my home in Dallas, Texas to yours. Life is just like that. You rock, my friend! I hope I get the opportunity to see you live before I die. That would be nice. Keep it up! ~Melissa
Penny Chain on Friday, 9 May 2008
Saw you in Brighton a few hours ago, think you fab, am completely in love now haha. I think you should be more famous - sort it out!
chrisTina on Friday, 9 May 2008
I heard this today and thought of you: Critical thinkers are like good colleges. Our minds are open, but the admission standards are high.
Emily!!!! on Wednesday, 7 May 2008
COME TO AUSTRALIA PLEASE!!!!!!
Shell on Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Hey Tim Your ‘…giddying events’ email was an entertaining, and yet informative read and it reminded me to gently request another News blog please with your musings about your recent adventures in New York or if you prefer your views on window box gardening. So if you need any more distractions from the pressing business of writing a new show just blame those of us who love the way you write and tap away on that keyboard. Incidentally have you considered a song explaining String Theory? And no-one writes songs about insects any more…or maybe ever - so there’s a gap in the market isn’t there? The stick insect stomp perhaps? …no? …*sigh*... Good job the new songs are your department then – I’ll stick to admiration and appreciation. Love your work Shell xx
Aj on Tuesday, 6 May 2008
Cooooooooooooool Site
Dianne on Tuesday, 6 May 2008
I had a dream about you, 't was nice...
Josie on Monday, 5 May 2008
Hi Tim, Your website is a bit special. I like it. Just like I like you. But obviously not enough to stalk your every move and get your new stuff as every time I see anything of yours these days - it is the stuff I have seen before. Is it me? Am I living in 2004, with my penchent for 80s rehashed fashion and my bleached blonde hair? Are you writing new stuff? Or are you using those Overseas markets to test it on? OR am I just retarded and am yet to come accross it in Oz? Anyway, I wish you would write some new songs..but what would you write about? Maybe the satire has run out in this world, only leaving us to laugh nervously at the state we are all in. In an uncomfortable way. Bugger. Please prove me worng and write a new funny song. And don't get shirty at me for writing this to you - you got your self into this mess. I took the easy option of working in an office meaning I don't have a special website with my name on it. alas...hope to see some new, witty, material. songs, puppets or something soon. Because we all like you because you can do all that and we can't. Josie
micheal bown on Monday, 5 May 2008
u r so sxc
chris on Monday, 5 May 2008
you r so rock
samuel gamlin on Monday, 5 May 2008
i wish i could come and see you at the bloomsbury i begged i pleaded i cried but i just havent got the money to stay in london but please please please play in the north of england near newcastle i can probably put in a good word for you at the journal tyne theater but somewhere smaller would be cool
horse han on Friday, 2 May 2008
hello, dear tim. your site is very pretty on this phone, but i cannot use capital letters. aw well. the font is nice colours. i will see you when you are back in melbourne, or when i win tattslotto and i can fly to see you and all the other wonderful things in the uk. i doubt that will happen, though. so see you in melbourne - maybe at the miff, if you're there and i can get in. i hope you and your girls are well. xoxox
Niall on Thursday, 1 May 2008
tim! pleeeeease play in Ireland!!
Ciarán on Thursday, 1 May 2008
new dates...:) but still no irish dates....:'(