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Josh Trierweiler on Friday, 30 April 2010
I've just recently come across your work on youtube. You're a genius Tim, thats the best way I can describe what I've just listened to and watched. Thank you for being alive, God probably even laughed at (feet)
sarah on Friday, 30 April 2010
just heard the 'fuck the pope' song (LOOOOVE IT!!!!)...i'm sure youtube will ban it soon, so i'm glad i got to give it a listen. TIM, PLEASE COME TOUR THE UNITED STATES!!!!! we aren't all uneducated pregnant redneck christian gay bashers that don't believe in evolution!! we need you over here tim!!!
Rachael Ashcraft on Friday, 30 April 2010
Brilliant. Stuck in the States so you better come do a gig out here soon!
Paul on Friday, 30 April 2010
I just watched your little ditty about the Pope and I say "Well played sir!"
Jana and Eliska on Friday, 30 April 2010
We love your songs. 'They say everything Mark does but in a quarter of the words'. When are you coming to Cardiff, we're studying you in English for our music video project. We have learnt a lot; as we now always take canvas bags with us to the supermarket. Thanks for reading ;)
Emily J. Rivleau on Friday, 30 April 2010
A....ah? Tim Minchin, is it? I never heard your name before today, when someone on a fetish forum I frequent posted your song about the pope. This is the first and only song I have ever in my life heard in which cursing more than twice was actually appropriate, and you can consider me an instant fan. Thanks for reminding me that not EVERYONE is a fucking moron, even now. Thank you so very, very, very much. :.)
ABe on Friday, 30 April 2010
Tim, apparently your a comedian? I'll stop crying to "some people have it worse then I" then. If you ever feel the need to come to warrington again (Why would you?) then be sure that I will be in the crowd. You're a fucking babe, Alex.
ABe on Friday, 30 April 2010
Tim, apparently your a comedian? I'll stop crying to "some people have it worse then I" then. If you ever feel the need to come to warrington again (Why would you?) then be sure that I will be in the crowd. Your a fucking babe, Alex.
Mike on Thursday, 29 April 2010
Hey Tim, Your songs are sick. Just wondering, if you will make an appearance to Australia sometime?
HANNAH TAYLOR on Thursday, 29 April 2010
Hey Tim, thought I'd leave a message to say 'hi' and also to tell you that in tonights eastenders i saw a poster for your Ready for This? tour! I know the tour finished in like decemeber (btw, loved your show in warrington) but when i noticed it i had a mini freak out and was like 'OMG! TIM MINCHIN'S POSTER IS ON EASTENDERS!' my sister thought i was a bit weird but yeah well that's all i had to say love you Tim, hope i can come see matilda, just need to find a way of getting there
sian on Thursday, 29 April 2010
hey tim i think your a musical genius man and quite probably the funniest man i have ever seen!!!! i think scotland needs to see you again!! when are you going to be back??????? ill bring you some canvas bags if you come to scotland man!!!!!
Ami on Thursday, 29 April 2010
Tim minchin your a wonderful man, and should tour the uk again soon preferably sheffield :) when i fisrt heard about you i was told that you was the man who played every single character in summer heights high so i thought you was a bit of a douche now i stand corrected your not that man at all your actually talented!! i love nearly all your songs and would really love to hear them live so get touring!! Thanks for being so f**king rock :) xxx
Greg on Thursday, 29 April 2010
Tim American Tour Don't make me go abroad to see you play I don't have that kind of money seriously
saxon on Thursday, 29 April 2010
Tim......your a fluggin legend! keep it up and cant wait for you to come home again! even tho you were only just here in December last year....
Tom on Thursday, 29 April 2010
Tim, your music is so awesome. Your playing inspires me to express myself more on the piano, whether it be seriously or comedically. Thank you so much for being you. p.s. You look a lot like a girl I've got the hots for. I'm not sure what that says about my feelings for you or my taste in women, but, I'm just saying, if it doesn't work out between me and this chick, maybe you and I could kick it some time. Call me.
Rachel on Wednesday, 28 April 2010
Hey tim just heard that you're performing at sonisphere this year. Cant wait to see you live again bring on july ! Raychael st helens
From Molly and Jordan on Wednesday, 28 April 2010
Hola Timmy Please come to Leeds, Molly wan'ts your hair, please can you sell it? thankingyou :)
Mike Garcia on Tuesday, 27 April 2010
HUge maxican fan¡¡¡ You`re hilarious and a great musician. Take your roadtrip into mexican soild. Take care
melissa graham on Tuesday, 27 April 2010
hey tim hope you and your family are well, haven't wrote on here for absolute ages :D,but i'm back and i just want to say the things that are going on with you right now is great, you've got matilda which is going to be a theater phenomenon :D and your radio sitcom pilot coming up which i can't wait to hear and i'll think it will be great :D. your just quietly successful in a way; globally ,but in the uk your MASSIVE! :D.before i go i just want to say good look to matilda and the sitcom pilot and i hope the best for things in the future for you. melissa x
Jack Richardson on Tuesday, 27 April 2010
Am a 15 year old pianist and am inspired by watching/listening to your stuff. Listening to Dark Side from 'Ready for This', and it's just incredible, the diversity of styles, and the solo *sits upon mouthed in awe* *laughs at the Fur Elise reference* Anyways, yeah, hope you come back to the UK soon (South-west'd be good), would love to see you, wanted to go to see you in Bristol but was double-booked =/ Come back soon so I can sit/stand and watch in awe in person =D
Jason Anderson on Monday, 26 April 2010
I would just like to thankyou for the laughter. Also just purchased a canvas bag from the site store. 'Take your canvas bag' is an amazing song and my partner and i believe in your dark side.
Garth Ranga on Monday, 26 April 2010
The fact that I found you, got called a Ranga, and ran across "Prejudice" all within a couple weeks of each other has formed a snowball that makes me hope it will grow enough to float you to the US shore. Finally comedy with art instead of d*ck and fart. Love ya, Tim.
Aimee on Monday, 26 April 2010
Hello.. Just a note to say if youre in the UK any time this year, I'm there :D We love you very much!! Thank you for making me happier than most things :) Also, I think you may be Jesus. That is all :) xx
Mel && Veronica on Monday, 26 April 2010
Hello. We would like to offer you cheesecake, it is in face very crunchy and delicious. Veronica made it on paint. It is yellow, so it is obviously chocolate flavoured. We are supposed to be in a smart peoples Science-Maths Extended class, however we have found ourselves in the library creating artisique masterpieces. Anyway, thankyou for your music, it brings us detentions for singing quite delicious lyrics about our teachers. Good Day.
Chris Knights on Monday, 26 April 2010
Hi Tim, just wanted to offer my deepest thanx for the hours of enjoyment your material has given me. I caught your show on Channel 4 and subsiquently bought your cd's. Genius! I hope to catch your next UK tour, whenever that maybe. I "throw the horns" in mucho respect.
alison chase on Sunday, 25 April 2010
hey..:-) i first watched your tim minchin live dvd a few weeks ago and i must have watched it fifty times since!i used to be a major lee evans fan but after seeing your stuff,i must say you are the funniest guy i've ever seen:-)love it lol x
dave on Saturday, 24 April 2010
Tim you should get yourself on spotify much love for you x
Katherine on Saturday, 24 April 2010
Hey, I saw your show last year at the Melbourne comedy festival, and it was fantastic!!! My family just bought the 'So Live' and 'Are you ready for this' DVDs, we have only watched 'Are you ready for this'and we were once again very impressed. You are an amazing Pianist and I would love to be able to play like you. Please come back to Australia (NSW)so we can see you again!!!! Love your work, Katherine :)
Nicky Sutton on Thursday, 22 April 2010
Hi Tim, I found you by accident about the time I heard I was being made redundant from the laboratory where I have worked for 34 years. It has been a pretty intense couple of weeks, realising I will never work again, and am unlikely to be paid what I am owed...and finding you. Closing my eyes and listening to Angry (feet) has purged a lot of the more violent feelings from my soul, and the tears I cried listening to you have been truly cathartic. I found myself listening to you on the headphones in the supermarket singing aloud "Fuck, I love boobs though" which didn't necessarily impress middle England.
Jill Thwaites on Tuesday, 20 April 2010
I've just seen that REPRIEVE are doing a comedy night on 7 June at the Lyceum and just knew you'd be in the line-up. You never disappoint! Well done you (and Clive Stafford Smith, of course)!
Emily G on Tuesday, 20 April 2010
Hey. I've known about you for years, I say years but as a teenage girl that seems a bit difficult. I've known about you for about 3 years and have always loved your music, but recently I rediscovered your music and have fallen in love with it. I love If I Didn't Have You, Rock 'n' Roll Nerd and Fat Children. You're amazingly talented. Your lyrics are cleverly crafted and funny, your piano skills bewilder me, when I was younger I used to play you've inspired me to take it up again, and your voice is unique. A deadly combination. Thank you so much for sharing your talent with the world (P.S please come to Tasmania, Australia soon?)
Adam B on Monday, 19 April 2010
i have also only recently discovered you and your truely amazing talent. a friend heard about you, showed a few of us what he could find on youtube and all of us were gob-smacked You truely are an amazing pianist, your material is great(and if all your own ideas-even greater) you are a breath of fresh air in a taedious comedy circuit. totally funny, zany etc. A great big thumbs up lots from me and my friends and I hope you can find the time to squeeze chesterfield(derbyshire + if not there then perhaps Sheffield?) into your next UK round trip(which you are sorting out now we hope?) I would personally break my neck to encourage as many other people as possible to come and see you perform. you truely are totally top banana stuff!!! You Are Legendary !!! :P
Bridie Reeves on Monday, 19 April 2010
Hello, I recentley heard "not perfect" and since then I've been saying "I'm not perfect, but I'm me and that's ok". Thank you.
Tommy on Monday, 19 April 2010
Oh I forgot to say I'm a girl =)lol if my first message confused you slightly on my sex and orientation. Tommy x
Tommy on Monday, 19 April 2010
Tim, hello I just found out about you from a forward message from friends I think you are really brilliant I think it's amazing you are flexible on the stage. One minute you're telling some jokes, the other you're playing the piano and singing. Your voice is really amazing you are so talented and you act like Johnny Depp I love the way you make faces and use your charm on the audience I've decided to buy your DVD and I hope to see you when you perform in London.
gary berresford on Monday, 19 April 2010
i have also only recently discovered you and your truely amazing talent. a friend heard about you, showed a few of us what he could find on youtube and all of us were gob-smacked(in a happy way of course) You truely are an amazing pianist, your material is great(and if all your own ideas-even greater) you are a breath of fresh air in a taedious comedy circuit. totally funny, zany etc etc. A great big thumbs up lots from me and my friends and I hope you can find the time to squeeze chesterfield(derbyshire + if not there then perhaps Sheffield?) into your next UK round trip(which you are sorting out now we hope?) I would personally break my neck to encourage as many other people as possible to come and see you perform. you truely are totally top banana stuff!!!
Diana Gould on Monday, 19 April 2010
so funny when are you back on tour in the u.k.
Brad on Monday, 19 April 2010
Thank you for making me laugh.
Dan Laws on Monday, 19 April 2010
Tim! I have to say, with much regret, that i've only really just discovered you! However, since doing so, you are one of the best entertainers/comedians i have seen! You're music is a form of genious unique to you, and your lyrics (especially in 'you grew on me' and 'not perfect') are something which i feel really close to... Thank you for being a legend, and i hope you continue in your amazing ways!
Marius on Sunday, 18 April 2010
I'm waiting for a gig in Germany. Really want to see you live. That was an order. Do it. World tourney.
Christina Wylie on Sunday, 18 April 2010
I think your work is simply amazing. It makes me smile so much. You light up my day =) I also have to add you have amazing eyes =) Thanks for being awesome xxxxx
Sarah on Saturday, 17 April 2010
Hello :-) I love all your music, some of it has me in stitches. But I have just discovered 'Drowned' and think it is simply one of the lovliest songs I have ever heard. Thank you :-) p.s. get back to the uk soon :-)
Susie Viles on Saturday, 17 April 2010
Hi Tim You rock ....... amazing pianist and very witty. Could you possibly come to Cornwall to do a gig? Thanks very much! xx
Reece Thompson on Friday, 16 April 2010
Good day Tim. I recently watched 'So F**king Rock.' It was the first time I had ever seen your work and i found it incredible. If it is not too much trouble, could you please play a Gig at Norwich. Good Work
Leigh Boyle on Friday, 16 April 2010
Tim, I'm a West Australian studying in Brisbane all alone. I saw your show late last year at QPAC, not only did it fill my night with fun, joy and a laughter I haven't experienced before but it brought me closer to a home i miss dearly and filled me with some smug pride to have shared the same private schools and experiences, albeit 10 years later, as a man of your talent. I wish you and your wife continued happiness and success and hope in your times of stress you remember what your work means to a great number of people. Thank you.
Patrina on Friday, 16 April 2010
At the risk of seeming like just another fan who is in love with you and your music (which i am, but is beside the point), there is a book i think you would be interested in. It is "The Fabric of the Cosmos" by Brian Greene, and it answers questions that i have always wondered about the universe, the big bang, and the mysteries surrounding time and space. It reminds me a lot of the aspects in Richard Dawkins' "The God Delusion" that taught me fascinating facts about the world we live in. I can't add a comment on here without praising you on your talent and inspiration. Thanks for the laughs Tim
Alberto on Friday, 16 April 2010
Hey you wonderful weirdoe, grats on the Archibald Price thingie. It shows an well practiced and almost innate ability in the art of standing still, which in turn must make the photographer's job easier (other than otherwise). I guess the feeling must be something similar to what Batman felt when caught in a pose he had worked on for weeks, as opposed to being caught during the embarrassing relief of a 'personal' itch. A serious 'Grats' too to that Sam guy behind the cammera. Now, if he can keep those Archies (should I introduce an apostrophe on that 's' to pee someone off?) coming, he can secure himself a 50 grand a year income. Keep up the good work (the singing and playing bit I mean, not the standing still thing... unless it gives other people the chance to get Archibald Prices of their own, I guess). Your funnies and nutty goodness make life worth living. It's also good to know I'm not the only sarcastic bistid out there shaking my fist at the empty ether. Bear hugs from Gladstone QLD, Australia. Al PS. In all seriousness, congratulations to you and of course to Mister Leach on the Archibald, becoming part of Australia's artistic history. PPS. Put some shoes on
Lizzie Sherriff on Friday, 16 April 2010
Oh myy godd!!! Tim Minchin, you fucking legend. I love you soo much. First Time I saw one of your shows I fell in love with you. And oh dearr, your so sexy lol :) I am hoping to come see you live sometime this year if I can :) Can't wait. Your so unique and lovely and so bloody amazing :') I love you to bits, mate :) xxxx
Helz Belz on Thursday, 15 April 2010
Recently I saw your show for the first time! My fiance and I think you are out of this world, you are so talented and unique. Just got your 'are you ready for this?' dvd on my birthday which I love. Please can you release a piano book?!!.You have contributed to the fact that we are planning to come over to Australia permanently from Wales UK, thanks Tim. x
Jeremy Jones on Thursday, 15 April 2010
Tim I kind of knew you existed but then I stumbled across the Rock 'n Roll Nerd doco and.....wow. Now I've seen heaps of your stuff but I'm sorry to say that thanks to YouTube I haven't paid for any of it. Also thanks to the doco I'm now in love with your wife who is quite beautiful (or was in 2006 anyway). But could I ask you to clear something up for me? I very much enjoyed "Storm" and in particular your take on "alternative medicine". However I notice in your bio on this site that you won an award in the US for Best Alternative Comedian which concerns me greatly. What exactly is a Best Alternative Comedian and to qualify for the award were you required to prove that you weren't funny after all? I promise to pay money and come and see you live when next you tour in Melbourne and when my kids are old enough to let me out of the house without them.
Natasha on Thursday, 15 April 2010
Hi :) I have the album "Are you ready for this" on my ipod and I think it's pretty amazing. It made me laugh a lot :) I couldn't say what one was my favourite, but I do like the bit in the song "Bears don't dig on dancing" that says about the bears having a rave. That made me laugh so much! I think you're really talented :)
James Kelday on Wednesday, 14 April 2010
Much love from England! :D
Kevin on Wednesday, 14 April 2010
Much love from Salt Lake City Utah!
Steph Friend on Tuesday, 13 April 2010
Me and my boyfriend full on love you!! my mum hates how we watch a recording of you on our sky box 100000 times a day, thats when we arent singing your songs or watching you on youtube :) think you should deffo come to England!! Hull would be good but im propared to go anywhere to see you just not out of this country im affraid ;) not old enough yet. which is another point teenagers LOVE YOU. but not half as much as i do. please carry on being awesome :) xxxxx
Mystra Carlile on Monday, 12 April 2010
I love your work. I live in California, and if you were to come to the west coast it would be the best thing ever. I don't care if I'd have to drive for two days to get to Seattle or even Vancouver. I absolutely love your work. Please come and perform here!!!
hannah taylor on Sunday, 11 April 2010
Well hello Mr Minchin, or should I say hello Mr 81 out of 100 funniest comedians? I'm so chuffed you got into the 100 funniest comedians, you totally deserve it :D Love you loads Tim xxx
Georgia Csohany on Sunday, 11 April 2010
hey tim. keep making songs for around 5 more years, so ill be leaguly able to see you live, by the way, in darkside, you say that no teenagers like your music, NOT TRUE, i am 13 and i pretty much listen to your music 24/7 love it. and ive got like another 12 other people into it as well. just thought ild let you know! xxxx
Julia SPencer on Sunday, 11 April 2010
so you are pretty much one of the funniest people I've seen. You seem to make people of all ages laugh. I'm 16, and you crack me up, and I've shown some of your videos to my teachers, and they like it, too. :) you're excellent. you should tour the US, the west coast. you always brighten my day. thank you.
Murphy on Sunday, 11 April 2010
Please tour the United States!! I love you :). Specifically the east coast but even if you go to the west I would go! Please :P
Seb on Sunday, 11 April 2010
Hey Tim, I just wanted to say you're awesome...I came across one of your videos and i was just amazed by your incredble songs;) My favourite song is "White wine in the sun"!!!! I really like it because it is funny and contemplative!!!! Ofcourse your other songs are great too;) I never laughed so much like in the last week;) By the way i'm german and i hope you will have a big fan community here in Germany soon;) Greetings:)
Sarah Dickinson on Sunday, 11 April 2010
Canada is quite lovely, sunny in the summertime, snowy in the winter. Perhaps you will visit us...SOON!? You have quite the following here! Score big with both your family and your Canadian fans by taking your lovies on a wonderful vacation to Victoria, British Columbia, where you can then entertain us, live! Thanks, eh! Sarah in Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada PS-When you do finally come to Canada,I'll bring you cookies!
Madeline on Saturday, 10 April 2010
Hi Tim, I just want to say I voted for you were placed 81 out of 100 on the show 100 greatest standups on channel 4. Complete retards voted for some of the worst and repetitive comedians ever. I am so disappointed I thought you would be at least in the top 20.
Dan Heywood on Saturday, 10 April 2010
I saw Tim in Bristol a few months ago, he was so good, loved it to bits! So, therefore, I have come to the conclusion that Tim is God. Which is ironic, because he hates religion :D
Ben campbell on Saturday, 10 April 2010
You should totally come to toowoomba in queensland australia we need good comedians here!!!!
brian and louise on Saturday, 10 April 2010
get back to dublin we neeed a GOOD comedian for a change luv the new video by the way
Dara on Friday, 9 April 2010
Hey Tim, i love you! Hurry up and come to Scotland so i can truly call myself a stalker! It's difficult to claim an obsession with you when you are almost impossible to get close to :( xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Jennifer on Friday, 9 April 2010
Hiya Tim, Did you know on twitter you are being followed by Russell Brand? Finally some celebs are realising you're awesome =)
Michael W. on Thursday, 8 April 2010
O Timothy you comedic Beast, come back to Australia. You are brilliant and your hair is amazing. I left your concert in Newcastle (australia) thinking; Wow, he's really deep. When are you touring Australia again? Whos your favorite comedian, or do you count them as enemys?
Lynn H on Thursday, 8 April 2010
Happy Easter Tim to you and yours. Hope you don't mind me asking but are you Bill Baileys love-child?.lol.....saw you play live and it was pure genius!!!....Thank you for sharing your immense talent with us meer mortals. :) xxxx
Sarah B on Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Tim, I think you should come to Bridgwater In Somerset! UK. Even though it's shockingly shite it will give you enough inspiration for a life time!!! (and poss some form of infectious disease)... Do it!! you know you want too, the Wurzels play here all the time! lol. Think your stuff is great. Sx
Henning86 on Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Come to Norway, you're sorely needed. PS' Prefairably the town of Bergen. I know this message is pointless, but I do it for the sake of my people.
Madeline on Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Hi Tim I didn't know you had a cookbook?: http://community.livejournal.com/fit_comedians/48986.html
Gareth Young on Wednesday, 7 April 2010
You are the most original and gifted artist I have seen & heard in 40 years. To concentrate on any one of your talents would be a waste and deprive us of your most original style. Not a single criticism, you can do it all - and better than anyone else. Looking forward to any gig in UK ... hope you get as far as Wales ... I know talent but I am cheap - family will need a row - all fans. We laugh at the comedy but some brings tears of sentiment to our eyes as well. Never stop performing, you'll not run out of ideas with your style. many thanks for the pleasure you've brought my entire family, gareth
Sara Humphrey on Wednesday, 7 April 2010
Hey Tim, I've been writing poetry for a couple of years, some serious and some more comedy/satirical, and would love to send a couple for you too look over? Do you have a fanmail email address that I can send it to? There's one piece in particular you might like called "Love at First Type". Well even if you don't I'm looking forward to you announcing your UK tour dates, one on my balcony would be good, but if you can't manage that then maybe Brighton?xxx
Andrea on Monday, 5 April 2010
Hi Tim! Beyonce's on stage persona is called Sasha fierce you admit you have an on stage persona does he have a name? or is it just Tim Minchin?
joe starmer on Monday, 5 April 2010
hi Tim love your work fight the good fight lol XD
Helena Fox on Monday, 5 April 2010
Hey Tim! I saw you in October at Hammersmith Apollo in London and it was absolutely excellent! You're the best comedian i've ever seen live and I can't wait for you to come back to London sometime; i'll definately be there :D Happy Easter too, have a good one :) Much Love, Helena xxxxx
Emma on Sunday, 4 April 2010
Happy Easter! Upon the subject of easter, i feel the need to have a bottomless religious debate... :) x
JohnnyB on Saturday, 3 April 2010
Hey Tim, just wanted to say that I cant wait til you come to Ireland again. I tried to get your tickets at christmas but none were available. Me and me sister are mad about ya. I'll hopefully be seeing ya in dublin some time soon. cant wait till then
Amina on Saturday, 3 April 2010
Hello, I don't know if you will ever read this Tim but I hope you do. I want to say you are spectacular, clearly a new generation of comedians for teenagers. I don't concentrate much when I am watching other old comedians I find them boring but when me and my mates watch you theres nothing that can distract us we are fixated on your mad piano skills and your hilarious jokes. Your poem "Angry" (Feet) cracks me and my mates up. Laters Tim hope to see you at one of your Gigs soon.
chrystal on Saturday, 3 April 2010
hi tim, you are the greatest man alive i love all your stuff your a true ledgend. unfortunately i cudnt make it to see you when you where in australia last but you should come and play in townsille north queensland its warm and queensland is a great place. keep being awsum thanks xoxoxoxo
Me Myself on Friday, 2 April 2010
Hi Tim! My frieds and I really enjoy your work and hope you will play at the BIC (Bournemouth International Centre) sometime soon. I will make you a cake if you come...
Ivan on Friday, 2 April 2010
Assuming you'll never perfom in Moscow, Russia, i hope we'll meet some place else. Damn, do I wanna see you perfom live. Whenever you feel like nothing to do, or doing smth really stupid, or having group sex, or enjoying that you are a civilized anglosaxon, or looking at a century old dead prick, or simply wasting money - consider visiting Russia. I guarantee you the best vodka and women, but I can't guarantee you bears in the streets.
scott dewhurst on Thursday, 1 April 2010
Tim When U getting knighted in the UK? Sir tim sounds good,,, Scotland loves ya ........ keep up the good work
Helen Sumner on Thursday, 1 April 2010
G,day Tim, I watched "Are you ready for this" a couple of days ago, and after losing 5 relatives including my dad last year, your dvd made me laugh for the first time in ages. Its so funny I almost spat up my lungs.. Thanx....xxxx